Pantyola Review
Looking for a little lingerie action? Then the babes from Pantyola.com might be the ones for you. These are some hot looking girls doing the nasty in every undie imaginable, from your basic spread of sexy lingerie, to those achingly teasing bloomers worn by that cute cheerleader that you leached on back in the day. And with their surprisingly broad demographic of sizzling 20 something women, you just stumble into one willing to resurrect those pom-pom fantasies.
Beware though: if you’re a hardcore panty sucker looking for a fix, the site doesn’t have much to offer. For one, the spread itself is pretty bland could be mistaken for Fred Segal’s if not for the delectable looking chick giving herself a nice time through her lacy’s.
Everything else if pretty straightforward: updates of pics from your favorite girls, more pics of women doing some nasty stuff (and some not quite so nasty stuff) in their underwear, an archive of the previous years featuring pics of even more women in their underwear, and the requisite videos section. Or should I say "video section", because that's all there is: six short five year old clips of one girl having a great time in her black thong. Quite the show, if you enjoy the Courtney Love meets Guess model kind of chicks.
If not, then you had better settle for the still, because that’s all there is: pictures.
Granted, they are great shots. Excellent lighting, a unique use of their subject, placed in intricate locations…Though let’s face it. I’m not here looking to critic their composition, I am here to see some ass!
I don’t even get why they have a “video archive” section, when the only one they have hasn’t been updated since 2001. There is a “Hardcore Panty Sex” section, where they feature some interesting nookie in ridiculously lacking 15 to 20 step scenes.
Step one: nanny does the laundry, while master of the house hovers with a whip. Jump to: Step five, where he’s nailing her ass.
Methinks something is missing, and with me paying $29.95 for a thirty day subscription, I certainly do not want to use my imagination.
It’s okay though, you can just moozy over to the Support page, where a drop menu of support questions shows up. You can select the “Suggestions” selection, and if you’re using a browser other than Internet Explorer, promptly bang your head onto the keyboard because none of it will work.
If you do get it to work, you might want to remind them of their “Daily Update” policy, because the last time they’ve had an update was way back December 2005.
Never mind if the girls are hot and (even though they swear they’re over 18) look to be oh-so sweet sixteen, because they don’t have enough to last you through their extended 90-day offer, certainly not if I have to look at the pictures like some storyboard.
They do promise some live videos on their “free tour”, though none of that seem to materialize in the member’s page. In fact, none of the hot pictures on the tour show up on the member’s page, which is a bit misleading. The tour looked to promise me some hardcore pinkie peaks, when all I got was a risqué catalogue spread.
Ultimately though, that’s all it is: a catalogue spread. Hardcore junkies may just get blue balled looking at these pics, but if you’re someone looking to graduate from Victoria’s catalogues, this is a good next step.
I give the site points for the pretty pictures, but considering that I am paying close to thirty dollars for something that I can get from my girlfriends lingerie catalogue or my trusty old Playboy, then I might as well keep my money and renew my subscription to print. At least I can take that to the bathroom.
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